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nizakritoh and an email today from ljfind asking me to add their functionality to my lj which would enable some type of searching.
seems to me that this searching thing must already be happening by default since im seeing this odd shit going on in my journal.
what the hell is this.
arrrrggghh!!!!
- Mood:disturbed
- Music:Bubbletoes-Stir It Up-Bubbletoes - Jack Johnson - 6-13-3
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Hmmm?
You sound like ME!!!
I put POSTED signs all over my steps and driveway this week, lol..so whats up with ME not wanting people to find me? Ok, I have my reasons. Goooood reasons. (see userpic) Whats up with you not wanting people to find YOU???
heh, sure it didnt interest you in the slightest???
I've redone mine altho I'm not creative with "blurbs" at all...i'm just not witty and so my one-liners and such for links arent funny or good. They need work...as do my titles and headlines..
I'm much better with my wit after becoming friends with Sequoianne but I need more time with her as my mentor.
Anyhow, your new friend. They are a real LJ user. I think that its Russian. And my, they ARE saucy, arent they? I'll work on a translation.
your sire on the other hand when i wrote that looked nothing like any lj id seen before and you had all sorts of neat things done that had to take some kind of knowledge to make. they werent just simple poking around in the options type stuff. yours was really cool.
About what women are silent in bed
On a site tetkam.net girls answer a question of week: « About what women are silent in bed ».
Munya:
And I during кунилингуса (orgasm?) publishes groans and any passionate sounds - I in any way cannot will concentrate, it seems to me, that it eats up my uterus!!!!!... Horror simply! On sensations all супер, but a soundtrack! Really it is impossible to do silently to the girl pleasant?! (Beccas interp of last sentence: Really you cant make a girl cum silently)
Fur-tree::)
Mine 5 copecks: my husband during so takes a great interest, that the movements pushes me to edge of a bed, I rest a head against a back and I start to fight about this back башкой at everyone фрикции. It very much distracts, I shall tell to you! Most интерсное, that I specially tried to begin below - it all the same доталкивает me up to a back and all repeats! I am silent to not distract it from process...
Тапка: гааа:)))
And I have started to meet with cut off МЧ, at it the member is similar to an asparagus, I all time try to not think about it, but associations all the same arise!!!!!! естесвенно I about it am silent...... (This girl compared her husbands penis to an asparagus??? LOL!!!!)
mauta: to the Fur-tree
And at us as soon as on an old bed characteristic knock about a back was distributed, we with laughter simply went down below... сейч
asparagus penis. thats great. i like to use the term "asparagus piss" to refer to that distinct smell that urine takes on after eating asparagus. you probably know what im talking about. i think it happens to about 90% of us. there are a few people who dont get asparagus piss but for the most part i think we all do.
thanks for going through all the trouble to translate all of this stuff.
what made you want to do it.
wouldnt it be cool to have a real babel fish to put in your ear.
I wanted to know if she was real or not and how russian girls thought...and why she messaged you...I figured "what the hell, why not".
For that else it is possible to do, when factories cost (after there have delivered "Viagra") and because of colds...
Constantly it would be desirable sex, and mulled wine and to smoke, and sex)), and it is a lot of meat with sharp sauce)
10:18pm Here the girl has sent.. I do not know what to answer.. via Voffka
Here strange you people, men.
You are painted, you get on hypersexual бельё, obviously you grow thin on three kg, you put on, sometimes even you get drunk, you approach and you speak: " Well give, we shall go, we shall leave somewhere, we shall leave, we shall escape, we shall have violent sex, all the night long, all the day long, in all poses as it will want to you, with somebody, on the single, together, tenderly, severely, from above, from below and even inside out, on a window sill, a luster and a telephone bedside-table, орально, анально, вагинально, in armpits and in a nose, I shall do to you минет 2 hours on end, and you will smoke, drink and look football... Everything, everything and somehow, only we shall go. "
Also what you receive in the answer? " Yes. Certainly, but only not now/here/today/in this phase of the moon/when football/»ÒÔ¿¡ will whistle/your mum will end will cease to be the president/cancer on mountain will be lost death brave/I I learn your name and to backs a heap of unnecessary questions and тд тд тд "
Everything, inherently (and especially in a virtual life) is reduced to simple conversations, promises, высказаным aloud to sexual imaginations and virtual sex.
Dialogue with real characters it is reduced to finding-out of all aforesaid.
It is persistently necessary for you мудохаться, to spend a heap of money for flowers, gifts, restaurants, to listen to silly speeches, complaints to the world/mum/work/men, to meet, see off, bring, be afraid to concern, suffer ПМС and to try to persuade.
In you it is incorporated any strange мазохисткое the beginning. You cannot simply go and выебать. And when can - still half a year be proud of itself and be afraid, as as though the young lady casually was not called/was became pregnant/has got under way by mind.
Choosing the woman, you necessarily will choose that which will giggle and ask далить to it a champagne, instead of that which will ask to reach with it a toilet and трахнуть it there.
And then will complain still and ныть: has not given. And to speak, that women of a silly woman/õÓ¿ú¿ñ¡Ù/nothing understand all and пр
Why, what for this all?
In fact the woman wants the same?
If you want go message her back...there are alot of sites to translate stuff into russian.
I use Babblefish.com
Have fun...she's fiesty!! What do you think made her choose YOU??? Perhaps I should see whats in your interests!!!
ive never buried my face between a machines thighs and i have no intentions of starting but if were talking about real skin and flesh, yum yum.
i dont know. maybe it is a real girl and shes some russian nympho but if i cant understand anything she posts then whats the point of being her friend. and im sure it was my interests that caused her/it to discover me.
but if there was a way to make a "friend of" go away then she would be gone because whats the point.
I really didnt think she was your type, honestly.
I'd type lol but..it really wouldnt convey that I'm literally laughing out loud right now...!!!